One of my song said "if I could just go out in my pajamas if I could not ever get out" and maybe my wish came true: I can define a self-employed, a worker at home or such as American, say, a "Pajama Worker ', which I imagine as soon gained for its efficiency and above all for its affinity with my person. Lover, you say, but is it? We reserve the right, you say, because the pitfalls are everywhere and I have not yet identified all of them. Let's start with the pros:
- You wake up time you like
- You must not wash, dress and make it presentable (you can feel, in fact, in pajamas)
- You must not drive a car, or ride the bike, so save money and effort.
- Eat at home, thus saving money and liver.
- You can work in an armchair, sofa or bed
- delivery you manage them, the same applies to the gain
- No pleasantries with employers and colleagues disliked (because they're not all nice, sapevatelo!)
- You must ask permission
- If you are sick you should not go to the doctor to take the certificate
- You can say no to the jobs that go against your ethics (as far as the money is always money, I do not the videos of Annabella fur I'll never ride on prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
cool, you say. But is it really that easy? No, I will answer, because the list of disadvantages is just as long:
- If you do not get up early in the morning, work until midnight.
- If you're not careful, fuck around and waste time on facebook. On the other hand there is the risk of being overzealous, not to take breaks, work late because of being with a computer sitting on his knees on the bed you think a form of slavery lighter than sitting in a chair 8 hours uncomfortable.
- you become atrophied legs, do not wash for days and do not you dress, your greasy hair makes you look like an otter and your pajamas smell of wet dog.
- Do not you ever get up from bed and you're in the position of the iron lung, you will form a double chin ulcers. Eat in bed to save time and everything around you is grease and crumbs.
- You never know when you will pay and you always do everything in a rush
- Do not talk to anyone all day, you miss them very nearly the worst pain in the ass
- works even if you sick and you say no to all the commitments
- Say yes to all the work because you are afraid of not earning enough
Not to mention relatives and friends who think you're unemployed, and when you are at home (go to any time, so you're working on mica) and vague in her nightgown looking for inspiration for a new storyboard, worry and start to throw in random phrases like, but you're no good with computers? Because I seek a dusting screens and keyboards, maybe I can put in a good word. With all due respect to the duster.
So What do you recommend? A simple handbook to keep a balance, a discipline (words that make me cringe, but alas, I defrikkettonizzarmi a moment) and take full advantage of this condition:
1. Wake up early, to start work at 9
2. Wash, santa polenta, then maybe you do not wear pajamas (I must leave you, my beloved), but something of a hybrid and just as comfortable with that, yes, you can also sleep, but that may confuse nosy guests exchange for making a casual style, out of B, radical half-sleep, light-hearted. A shirt arrogant as the one you see image should be fine. I mean you can not say that in my pajamas.
3. Set up a study area, a desk, or if you just can not sit at a computer support on the bed, in short, something that gives a semblance of order to your desk. Keep notes in order, invoices, quotes etc..
4. Let give an advance of the work that you accept and hold all the mail.
5. Make a calculation of actual hours that you will take and if you loads too, learn to say no and give the right times.
6. Except in emergencies, the weekend is sacred.
7. Take a coffee with a friend, ride a bike to buy bread, eat sitting at the table and not the PC
8. Friends opinionated, speak in figures, is the only thing they understand.
9. If you are sick are not working.
10. If a job makes you more sick than others do it for the first in the morning and let those lovely evening.
image above, objects more or less useful to the survival of the worker in their pajamas: modular workstation swvlh bed that folds out and becomes cup with writing threatening to understand your mother even if you're working in a dressing gown, cushion writable never lose any of your ideas, support pc bed aforementioned T-shirt, pillow terribly nerdy and workstation Ergopod for chronically lazy.
For the record, my song:
- You must ask permission
- If you are sick you should not go to the doctor to take the certificate
- You can say no to the jobs that go against your ethics (as far as the money is always money, I do not the videos of Annabella fur I'll never ride on prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
cool, you say. But is it really that easy? No, I will answer, because the list of disadvantages is just as long:
- If you do not get up early in the morning, work until midnight.
- If you're not careful, fuck around and waste time on facebook. On the other hand there is the risk of being overzealous, not to take breaks, work late because of being with a computer sitting on his knees on the bed you think a form of slavery lighter than sitting in a chair 8 hours uncomfortable.
- you become atrophied legs, do not wash for days and do not you dress, your greasy hair makes you look like an otter and your pajamas smell of wet dog.
- Do not you ever get up from bed and you're in the position of the iron lung, you will form a double chin ulcers. Eat in bed to save time and everything around you is grease and crumbs.
- You never know when you will pay and you always do everything in a rush
- Do not talk to anyone all day, you miss them very nearly the worst pain in the ass
- works even if you sick and you say no to all the commitments
- Say yes to all the work because you are afraid of not earning enough
Not to mention relatives and friends who think you're unemployed, and when you are at home (go to any time, so you're working on mica) and vague in her nightgown looking for inspiration for a new storyboard, worry and start to throw in random phrases like, but you're no good with computers? Because I seek a dusting screens and keyboards, maybe I can put in a good word. With all due respect to the duster.
So What do you recommend? A simple handbook to keep a balance, a discipline (words that make me cringe, but alas, I defrikkettonizzarmi a moment) and take full advantage of this condition:
1. Wake up early, to start work at 9
2. Wash, santa polenta, then maybe you do not wear pajamas (I must leave you, my beloved), but something of a hybrid and just as comfortable with that, yes, you can also sleep, but that may confuse nosy guests exchange for making a casual style, out of B, radical half-sleep, light-hearted. A shirt arrogant as the one you see image should be fine. I mean you can not say that in my pajamas.
3. Set up a study area, a desk, or if you just can not sit at a computer support on the bed, in short, something that gives a semblance of order to your desk. Keep notes in order, invoices, quotes etc..
4. Let give an advance of the work that you accept and hold all the mail.
5. Make a calculation of actual hours that you will take and if you loads too, learn to say no and give the right times.
6. Except in emergencies, the weekend is sacred.
7. Take a coffee with a friend, ride a bike to buy bread, eat sitting at the table and not the PC
8. Friends opinionated, speak in figures, is the only thing they understand.
9. If you are sick are not working.
10. If a job makes you more sick than others do it for the first in the morning and let those lovely evening.
image above, objects more or less useful to the survival of the worker in their pajamas: modular workstation swvlh bed that folds out and becomes cup with writing threatening to understand your mother even if you're working in a dressing gown, cushion writable never lose any of your ideas, support pc bed aforementioned T-shirt, pillow terribly nerdy and workstation Ergopod for chronically lazy.
For the record, my song:
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