Usually when I write is because I have nothing to say, I'm apathetic, a little 'depressed, bored, in the grip of the blockade of the blogger and so forth; recently, however, is almost the opposite: when I write I am always driven by discomfort, scratch an itch, a retching, hatred, in short from my vein controversy. The problem is that lately, too many things that tickle me the muscle of the auction and my mind is entangled prey to spasms caused by a thousand million things and insults to as many people at once, then I lose the thread and I can not concentrate on one target. I tried to vent all the way, I have exercised my linguistic properties in multimedia fights, I even give in to provocations of the troll of the moment, but first need clarity, an outline, a mental order.
In this post I will just get angry for a reason, or several related reasons, or the communication problems of people who have nothing or almost nothing to do with their education or culture. Proceed to unravel the tangle of rants that populate my headaches, by categories:
a)
Those who do not understand non-verbal communication:
with non-verbal communication means not only the gestures, posture, intonation, expressions face but also the silences. In particular, this category of unbounded unfortunate, I can not stand those who are not aware of your total disregard for what they say for the millionth time will tell of the time I went fishing and nothing is worth to note that it is their the millionth time I heard them tell the fascinating story all over again, give you the recipe for stewed capon even if you're vegetarian, you recite verses from the Bible while you take a bottle on the parcel, if you say as you walk with me around here (knowing that they, instead, go in the opposite direction) have agreed to extend in route to finish telling their compelling appendectomy, if you are train or plane, and feign sleep (which shall, or should inform the other, who do not feel like talking) will continue undeterred to speak. Their stubborn determination is second to none and knows no truce: if they stop, they always resume the thread.
The only way to get rid of them are violent methods, from the classic you've broken my balls to beat, but unfortunately if you are not rude or violent people will be forced to a critical choice: endure forever or distortion and give birth to the monster in you.
b)
Those who can not sustain a debate or discussion that respond to your arguments with accusations with a question or misplaced, that when you topstitch answering one by one to the tens and tens of nonsense that shoot respond only to the last statement / close / stop, but argue that it is not clear in what name, which eventually exhausted by the dialectic to pass vulgarity but then get offended if they see that you know the best use of them. These characters are typical of the web, can be combated with the disorienting mirror method: If the other side a even more rambling version of themselves usually give up.
c)
Those who do not understand the irony, for example, think (referring to the video of the previous post) that I really want to go to Arcore, or rather think that the irony is another thing and not the figure of speech which consists in the opposite of what you think, think that real people are ironic prickly pears when the little voices are idiotic or Pippo Franco dressed as a woman. These people are causing me blisters all over his body, headaches, neuralgia and halitosis due to bile. Usually I try to leave them at the mercy of their beliefs, but there are cases where, as a suicide bomber, I launch evangelization of these unhappy with absolutely no result: when a picture of them in comments that seem to be a mushroom cloud with an ironic "good hair" always think it's a compliment.
d)
Those who do not speak / write in my language, and now I'm not doing her pussy who hates the ignorant, when I talk to my mother-in-law or when I spoke with my grandmother, of course, can not carry a subjunctive, But I understand and I understood exactly the message, same thing when I read what they write people who may not have great knowledge of grammar but who have clear ideas. Here is another problem: the lack of a thought before issuing voice / written causing a steady stream of bullshit in the wind. Just yesterday I had to ask a young lady with whom the debate (I told you lately that are controversial?) Use of punctuation Italians: his free words made me regret the indiscriminate use of the ellipsis Most people do, at least use a point to finish the sentence and the dots dots (usually three thousand, but three would be enough) instead of comma, semicolon and colon, but at least they are understandable. This lady, however, hated the breaks and it was difficult to distinguish between subject, object and verb and where to start a sentence and another ended, what was clearly perceived minchionaggine spread of my interlocutor.
I will stop here, with a final suggestion: along with the Five in May, the riassuntini The Betrothed, the theme of the Punic wars on drugs and suggest that the school - since we all pass, because indeed Most of the characters mentioned above are graduates - students are taught to think first and then, secondly, to argue, use the rhetoric, take turns speaking and, as regards the written word, to use punctuation or at least to know it before you deny it.
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